Time Out 4 Pervin'/ Black History Month: Elise Neal

In celebration of Black History Month, I'm going to say what has to be said.

I like black chicks. I'm also a hairy, white nerd that currently lives in Alaska. Some people say that's weird. I guess so.

Say hello to my future wife (not LeBron james, the chick at around the :21 mark):



Apparently, her name is Elise Neal. Somehow, I have to get her up to Alaska. According to this picture, I think she's already keen to my scheme.



HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH, LOGAN

That's it. I'm getting a subscription to King magazine.